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randomfauxpas: XO Nation

Thu, 30 May 2013 10:19:33 -0400

randomfauxpas:

XO Nation

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Thu, 30 May 2013 09:58:45 -0400

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PYREX!

Thu, 30 May 2013 09:53:05 -0400

PYREX!

funnyordie: Honest Hangover Part III Poster What happens in...

Thu, 30 May 2013 09:45:49 -0400

funnyordie:

Honest Hangover Part III Poster

What happens in Vegas, also happened in City Slickers II.

populationgo: Check Out The New Vehicles For “Transformers...

Thu, 30 May 2013 09:45:22 -0400

populationgo:

Check Out The New Vehicles For “Transformers 4”

From Paramount Pictures comes these three new images of new vehicles being added to the Autobot roster for Transformers 4.

Pictured above is:

The upgraded Optimus Prime, custom-built rig.

The Chevrolet C7 Corvette Stingray, presumably an upgraded Sideswipe

The Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse, unknown Transformer at this time.

The film is currently filming in Monument Valley and stars Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Stanley Tucci, Kesley Grammer, Sophia Miles and Li Bingbing, with a Summer 2014 release date.

[Paramount Pictures via Collider]

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Albert Einstein

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 07:54:21 -0400

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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tmz: Sofia Vergara ate a banana today. FYI — she’s not really...

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 07:28:01 -0400

tmz:

Sofia Vergara ate a banana today.

FYI — she’s not really pregnant. The photo was shot this morning on the set of “Modern Family” in L.A. and Sofia’s “pregnant” on the show.

Now back to the banana.

G.O.A.T=Greatest Of All Times

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:41:06 -0400

G.O.A.T=Greatest Of All Times

Vote OBAMA!

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:36:24 -0400

Vote OBAMA!

SUPERMAN

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:32:41 -0400

SUPERMAN

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:31:39 -0400

nprfreshair: In anticipation of today’s interview with...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:30:40 -0400

nprfreshair:

In anticipation of today’s interview with conservation biologist Thor Hanson about his book called Feathers, we bring you Rocking Owl, courtesy of fat-birds.

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:29:59 -0400

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Population GO: R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:02:21 -0400

Population GO: R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan:

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Academy Award-nominated actor Michael Clarke Duncan has passed away. The gentle giant was only 54 years old. He had been in a hospital since suffering a heart attack in July, and succumbed yesterday.

He first came to prominence in the summer of 1998 with roles in Armageddon,…

bbook: WELCOME BACK TO WORK.

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:01:47 -0400

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WELCOME BACK TO WORK.

youhadtobetherepodcast: EPISODE 77: ANDY HAYNES This week,...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:00:55 -0400

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EPISODE 77: ANDY HAYNES

This week, Nikki explains the virtual babies in her life and Sara gushes about her new writing job with a familiar award show. The ladies welcome back comic Andy Haynes (Conan, Modern Comedian) to tackle the napping and nerves brought on by Sara’s stress, Nikki’s gig-on-a-boat, and Andy’s most recent TV set. Andy recounts a hilarious childhood peeing mishap, which leads to a discussion on the intricate etiquette of easing bodily functions into a relationship. Finally, this loopy episode ends with Talking Pee, YHTBT’s new life-affirming semi-regular segment to keep you in a positive mood until next week’s installment.

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Men

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:11:32 -0400

Men

Biggie Smalls

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:06:30 -0400

I was a terror since the public school era
Bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses
Smoking blunts was a daily routine
Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene
I used to have the tre` duce
And the duce duce in my bubblegoose
Now i got the mack in my knapsack
Loungin’ black, smoking sacks up in acts
And sidekicks with my sidekicks rockin fly kicks
Honeys want to chat
But all we wanna know is “Where the party at?”
And can i bring my gat?
If not, I hope I don’t get shot
But i throw my vest on my chest
‘Cause niggaz is a mess
It don’t take nothin’ but frontin’
For me to start somethin’
Buggin’ and barkin’ at niggaz like i was duck huntin’
Dumbing out, just me and my crew
Cause all we wanna do is…

Chorus:
Party… And bullshit, and… (x9)

Hugs from the honeys, Pounds from the roughnecks
Seen my man Sei that I knew from the projects
Said he had beef, asked me if I had my peice
Sure do, two .22’s in my shoes
Holler if you need me love i’m in the house
Roam and strollin’ see what the honeys is about
Moet popping, hoe hopping, ain’t no stopping Big Poppa, I’m a BAD BOY
Niggaz wanna front, who got your back? (BIGGIE!)
Niggaz wanna flex, who got the gat? (BIGGIE!)
It ain’t hard to tell I’m the east coast overdoser
Nigga you scared you’re supposed to
Nigga I toast ya, put fear in your heart
Fuck up the party before it even start
Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff
Or some brand-nubian shit beatin’ down punks!

Chorus

Bitches in the back looking righteous
In a tight dress, i think i might just
Hit her with a little Biggie 101, How to tote a gun
And have fun with Jamaician rum
Conversations, blunts in rotation
My man Big Jacques got the glock in his waist and
we’re smoking, drinking, got the hooker thinking
If money smell bad than this nigga Biggie stinking
Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin out my palm
She grabbed my arm and said “Let’s leave calm”
I’m hittin’ skins again
Rolled up another blunt, bought a Heineken
Niggaz start to loke out, a kid got choked out
Blows was thrown and a fucking fight broke out

[Music stops, indecipherable sounds of people yelling and arguing,
Biggie breaks it up yelling “Yo chill, man, chill!”]

Can’t we just all get along?
So i can put hickies on her chest like Li’l Shawn
Get her pissy drunk off of Don Perrignon
And it’s on, and I’m gone
that’s that.

[Chorus w/ Puff talking after selected lines]

Party… and Bullshit, (Party.)
and Party… and Bullshit, (Bullshit.)
and Party… and Bullshit, (Party.)
and Party… and Bullshit, (Bullshit.)
and Party… and Bullshit, (Yea… Junior Mafia likes that.)
and Party… and Bullshit,
and Party… and Bullshit, (Uptown likes that.)
and Party… and Bullshit,
and Party… and Bullshit, (Bad Boy likes that.)
and Party… and Bullshit,
and Party… and Bullshit, (Brooklyn Crew likes that.)
and Party… and Bullshit,
and Party… and Bullshit, (Third Eye likes that.)
and Party… and Bullshit,
[Repeats until fade out]

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:01:21 -0400

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